| Ca.T.S. T.H.E. B.A.N.D. is... | Keith "fetus hands" Spinn Sitar and Shamisen player and Centaur tamer and also beep beep bopp bloop Born in the Ocean, in the belly of a whale from three mothers each made from a different kind of national marinade. STR: 10 CHA: 16 DEX: 14 INT: 15 WIS: 17 CON: 13
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Zachariah "not Shrek" Sandoval Zach's a laid back dude lookin for luv or an hj, whichever comes first. put your hands up for ZACH on the triangle and small items percussions!!! str9 from the horse mouth --- "i emerged from the void beyond the heavens and the hells that imprison the elder gods, i have always been and always will be.and me name be Mickler-Sandoval" ["Bumper stickers'] My Other Car is a Majestic Eaglemonster Honk if you know how to Swim Perot/Peroggi The Bacteria in Your Meat Wants to Sing My Son is a Racist :( TEXAS |
members of the Ca.T.S. Kitty Khoir and the AcroCaTS dancers.... Paul "Seth Green-whitehat" Norman on the keyboard Patrick "zit licker" Lenard on the keyboard too
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Hey..what is Ca.T.S. T.H.E. B.A.N.D. anyway? FAQ: Ca.T.S. T.H.E. B.A.N.D. was started as the Earth's funniest album cover but has sense trancinded space and time to be come the ultimate reality in music. One part-country and hell of parts roll!!! Ca.T.S. T.H.E. B.A.N.D. ferments music in a vat of yeast inspired Art. Post-Modern to its core, Ca.T.S. T.H.E. B.A.N.D. formed the firest Eternal Music and Art Collective in 2001. Think of it as a hotel casino resort with live music 24/7 and semi-formal sex-as-art trafficking. |
TOUR DATES Pokemon TCG: Legend of the Artifcer's Mall across America Toru 2003
Ca.T.S. T.H.E. B.A.N.D. Galactic Tour 1996:
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why do you play with pillows over your faces? Ca.T.S. T.H.E. B.A.N.D. ascribes to the belief that Keith Spinn is prophesied and destined to attain no small level of divinity. Ca.T.S. T.H.E. B.A.N.D. members are by association also to some degree divine and without complex ritualistic protections and ancient magicks, our voices could potentially warp and mutate the very space and time around us. Pillows are naturally blessed and able to filter out any harmful omnipotence leak we might have. |
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Full Song Lyrics with commentary and ~75% have music videos or fan uploads::
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=================oditions to be in Ca.T.S. T.H.E. B.A.N.D.!!!===read below vvvvvvvvvvvvvvv ====== want to be in Ca.T.S. T.H.E. B.A.N.D.???? send us your audination wear currently looking for lead vocalists, musicians, music videos and hey if you're a hot chick and you know it... clap your hands and call me or botlh of us if ur into it haha.....jk!!!! but really get on stage and shake it ok hell ya!!!!!! |
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